let's me share this article with you all.. i think boys will agree with it .. and girls will give an OBJECTION ! but accept at the back >.< (perhaps)
*what i hate about women*
grabbed from star newspaper
By Richard Roeper
After more than a decade of single adult life, i honestly say i now know less about women than i did when i was 18 years old. I do not understand women. I do not have any illusions about ever understanding women. I've said it before, and i'll say it again - show me a man who says he understands women , and i'll show you every women he's ever known, laughing behind his back. There probably are several hundred things about women that i love. But when pressed, i can think of a few things about women that i hate :
The way they fight*
Women don't fight fair. With squirrel like efficiency, they gather nuggets of information and store them in a secret place, only to retrieve them when they're needed most - in the middle of an argument.
Example : Not long ago, a female friend claimed i didn't always follow through on my promises. I begged to differ. Thus began an argument. It was heated but relatively rational discussion, until my friend suddenly blurted out, " Yeah, but in 1999 you promised to help me with that term paper but you never did!" it's tough to fight back against that type of arsenal.!
The way they shift the blame*
Even when it's clearly her fault and i've clearly done nothing wrong, she uses this line. It shouldn't work , but it always does. She looks me right in the eye, blink back a tear and says " Don't lay this guilt trip on me ."
The old " sense of humour" quote*
Every women i've ever met, every women's magazine survey i've ever read, invariably trumpets the importance of a man's sense of humour. You've seen the questionnaire:
Q. What do you think is the most important quality a man can have?
A) honesty
B) A grat rear end
C) A lot of money
D) A sense of humour
And then we're told that 97% of the respondents said ,"D) A sense of humour" . I don't believe it for a minute. Come on , do you really care if brad pitt laughs at your jokes?
Cats*
If there is a single woman who does not own a cat, i would like to ask her to marry me ! I know nothing about breeds of cats , but i do know that all cats owned by women have that special man-hating gene.
Cats hiss at me, jump on me, scratch my shoes and shed on my coat. Yet, when a date says ," I hope you and Fluffles have made a friends "..She never seems to realise that i was about to kick a field goal, using Fluffles as the football !
Comedy movies*
Men and women have a different collective sense of humour. What's really infuriating , however, is the lack of female appreciation for the great modern comedies of our time.
These are the movies men love to rent and watch over and over eith their buddies , quoting the classic lines and cackling in appreciaiton of the sight gags. These are also the movies that make women shake their heads and say, " I don't know why you guys think this movie is funny. It's so stupid."
For the record, these movies include that all-time Hall of Fame Classic , *How to Murder Your Wife*
Guy Naviety*
Guys are smart enough to know most guys are jerks. Women are smarter than guys in almost every respect except when it comes to jerk-detecting.It drives us nuts when we see women falling for guys who are obviously after only one thing.
I've actually heard womensay things like , "Oh my personal trainer says he appreciates my body as a work of art. He's not intrested in me sexually " And , " Oh my boss is just a friend. We go out for lunch or a drink, and he sends me flowers, but he's never made a move. I trust him completely!"
And "Oh , I met this guy in a bar and he was so nice. He called me at work today and he was so nice. He's married but he's having a lot of problems and he's probably going to get a divorce . Oh he's so nice."
Oh........bullcrap!
I guess that's it. there's nothing else about women that really bothers me. I love women. I love almost everything about them. Well, there is this weird habit women have of spending a day with a friend, and then coming home and calling that same friend and talking to her for hours on end!
What could they possibly have to talk about after spending a day together? I just don't get it.....
haha...that's it..~ intresting uh?*
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